I am having lunch with my unaccepting mother tommorow afternoon....
Carrying on a conversation will be easy if I stay within netural ground. I will ask about the extended family and family events. Then move on to talking about my day life, which will be very basic. And finally wrap it up with leading her on that I have a date that night...little does she know it is with my boyfriend.
Looking straight for mom
1. dont wear the white flip flops, or the white belt....nothing white
2. look clean and fresh....(no collar popping)
3. leave the jewlery wearing to mom
4. wear the baggy pants not the booty pants
This list is great but how about a "Looking Straight for Mom" list for lesbians? I propose:
1. Skip the hoodie and wear a nice cotton sweater. It won't kill you.
2. Count the number of pockets on your pants. If you have more than FOUR, put them back in your closet.
3. No sports team logos, please. Not on your shirt OR hat. In fact, leave the hat at home.
4. No flannel. None. I'm serious.
Of course, you're the fashion expert...so I would love to see your list! :) (Comment this)